Psalm 109:8 and Violent Rhetoric

The Christian Science Monitor is reporting on a new phenomenon making its way throughout evangelical culture: bumper-stickers that read “Pray for Obama: Psalm 109:8″. If you take the time to look up the verse you see this:

8 May his days be few;
may another take his place of leadership. (NIV)

Okay, cute, right? They want someone else to be President. How amusing. Whatever.

Except that the Psalm doesn’t stop there. It goes on to say:

9 May his children be fatherless
and his wife a widow.

10 May his children be wandering beggars;
may they be driven from their ruined homes.

Aaaaaaaand now we’re getting into the territory where things turn decidedly un-Christian.

It’s pretty clear to me that this imprecatory psalm isn’t innocuous; at the very least, the person praying this psalm is praying for the death of the President. If one considers the link between violent language and violent deeds – a link we’ve talked about before – it becomes pretty clear that this could be seen as a clarion call to assassination.

Frank Schaeffer (son of Francis Schaeffer) makes this point succinctly in his interview with Rachel Maddow about this phenomenon:

“But now it turns out [in right-wing rhetoric] that he joins the ranks of the unjust kings of ancient Israel, unjust rulers to which all these Biblical allusions are directed, who should be slaughtered if not by God then by just men [. . .] Really, this is trawling for assassins, and this is serious business.”

I’d like to echo what Schaeffer said right there: This is serious business. Words do things; violent rhetoric breeds violent actions. When someone is praying for the President to be struck down by God, it’s only one step further for that person to decide that he or she is God’s instrument to carry out what he or she sees as God’s justice. This is scary stuff here – and it’s only being compounded (again, as Schaeffer points out) by the Manichaean, apocalyptic worldview many evangelical Christians are succumbing to.

But of course, we Christians know that many of the people who would pray this psalm don’t really want to see President Obama struck down – they just want him voted out of office in 2012. Fine. But that’s not what this psalm says, and if we’re nothing else in this world, we should be honest. Praying for God to strike down political leaders we disagree with is not Christian – and those who display bumper stickers, or T-shirts, or coffee mugs bearing a Bible reference that calls for Michelle Obama to be made a widow and Sasha and Malia to be “fatherless” and “wandering beggars” soil the name of Christ in this world. They give all Christians a bad name with their implication that such thinking is in any way in line with Christian morality or values.

In other words – all Christians should stand side-by-side against such thinking. There’s nothing “cute” or “amusing” about a bumper sticker or a T-shirt that calls for the President of the United States to be killed, whether that be by God’s hand or man’s. For the sake of the Gospel, for the sake of Christianity’s reputation in a skeptical world, we must stand against this phenomenon and be vocal about our stance. We must make it clear that such rhetoric is in no way Christian, and that those who would pray such a thing are not praying in the Holy Spirit.

The upshot of this is clear: If you’re a Christian, and someone you know has one of these bumper-stickers, you have a responsibility to say something to them – particularly if they’re part of your church. If responsible Christians don’t stand up against hateful and violent language among us, we shouldn’t be surprised when the world thinks we’re hateful and violent. We need to stand up to our fellow Christians and let them know that things like this bumper-sticker are not of Christ, and tell them in the name of Jesus that they need to stop using violent and hateful language.

And we need to pray for President Obama, whether or not we agree with his politics, as Paul says in 1 Timothy:

I urge, then, first of all, that requests, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for everyone— for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness.

May we continue to hold up our President and all our leaders in prayer during these troubling times.

(Cross-posted at the Matthew 25 Network.)

Highlights from the Equality March

Yesterday I joined several of my colleagues and tens of thousands of people I don’t know in the Equality March, a march and rally to the Capitol for LGBT rights. It was a great experience – perfect weather (including, as you’ll see, an apropos celestial phenomenon), great folks around me, a really loving environment, and an important cause. Here are some pictures I took:

The aforementioned celestial phenomenon - a rainbow at an equality march.  I did a quick-and-dirty punch-up in Photoshop to bring out the foreground since my iPhone, while awesome, isn't a professional-grade camera.

The aforementioned celestial phenomenon - a rainbow at an equality march. I did a quick-and-dirty punch-up in Photoshop to bring out the foreground since my iPhone, while awesome, isn't a professional-grade camera.

A number of people from the NY marriage equality group had color-coordinated t-shirts and umbrellas. Kinda reminded me of day camp. At the end of the march, they should have played a big game of Red Rover.

A number of people from the NY marriage equality group had color-coordinated t-shirts and umbrellas. Kinda reminded me of day camp. At the end of the march, they should have played a big game of Red Rover.

I climbed onto a traffic signal in an attempt to get a better shot of the march stretching out in front of us. Note the rainbow sign with van-guy selling sunglasses; one of my companions was sure that he had the red-white-and-blue sign for the Tea Party protests.

I climbed onto a traffic signal in an attempt to get a better shot of the march stretching out in front of us. Note the rainbow sign with van-guy selling sunglasses; one of my companions was sure that he had the red-white-and-blue sign for the Tea Party protests.

Marching down Pennsylvania Ave. toward the Capitol building. I love living in DC.

Marching down Pennsylvania Ave. toward the Capitol building. I love living in DC.

The only bigot we saw all day... and all he was doing was driving around. I was actually quite surprised that the bigots weren't having a counter-protest somewhere.

The only bigot we saw all day... and all he was doing was driving around. I was actually quite surprised that the bigots weren't having a counter-protest somewhere.

Jackson, the son of one of the people in our group and by far our youngest protestor, takes a well-deserved nap at the rally.

Jackson, the son of one of the people in our group and by far our youngest protestor, takes a well-deserved nap at the rally.

A Conservative Bible? You’ve got to be kidding me.

Apparently the Bible is too liberal… so the same people who brought us Conservapedia (the right-wing conservative version of Wikipedia, complete with made-up facts) are going to rework the Bible to make it fit into their worldview.

Seriously.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Among their conservative principles for Bible translation:

Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning

Their full free-market meaning? Yeah, Jesus was totally thinking about laissez-faire and the invisible hand of Adam Smith’s free market when He told the rich young ruler to sell all he had and give it to the poor. And the whole parable about the farmer casting his seed over the field? Clearly, Jesus is talking there about optimizing crop yields and exploiting laborers in order to maximize agricultural profits.

Exclude Later-Inserted Liberal Passages: excluding the later-inserted liberal passages that are not authentic, such as the adulteress story

(For the record, here’s the story in question.)

Yeah, because we wouldn’t want sentiments like “let he who is without sin cast the first stone” to complicate our worldview. We wouldn’t want to contemplate whether or not we’re acting hypocritically before we condemn others.

Of course, given the spotty record of right-wing religious figures who demagogue about family values, maybe they are better off excising that passage…

And finally, the coup de grace

10. Prefer Conciseness over Liberal Wordiness: preferring conciseness to the liberal style of high word-to-substance ratio; avoid compound negatives and unnecessary ambiguities; prefer concise, consistent use of the word “Lord” rather than “Jehovah” or “Yahweh” or “Lord God.”

Why not go the whole way and replace “Lord” with an inarticulate guttural grunt, a thumbs-up, or a “guy nod”? God doesn’t want those boring liberal words mucking up His pristine Bible. Conservative God doesn’t use words, He uses action… so next time you’re in church and they ask you to read a passage aloud, instead of all that boring text with its “high word-to-substance ratio” you should just punch the guy next to you in the jaw. That’s what Conservative Action God wants.

(Cross-posted at the Matthew 25 Network.)

Addendum to the previous post:

For those with about 12 hours to kill, the entirety of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos is available on Hulu.

Go. Be inspired.

By the way, Ken Burns’s National Parks series is making me want to leave all my possessions behind and go live out my days in Yosemite.

As I recover from my written comps…

…here’s a really cool remix of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos with an autotuner (featuring guest artist Stephen Hawking).

I’ll be back to my usual erudite and brilliant self sometime in the next few days, hopefully.

Monday Garden Porn – “Sorry About That” Edition

Yeah, it’s been a while. I’m taking my giant comprehensive exams in 32 days and have been working a lot, so not so much with the time to blog.

Anyway, here’s some garden porn! Things are growing! Vegetables are being produced! Life is wonderful!

Another eggplant!  I've already picked two this season.

Another eggplant! I've already picked two this season. (Click to embiggen.)

The first tomatoes of the harvest!  Soon I'll have enough to make fresh salsa! (Click to embiggen.)

The first tomatoes of the harvest! Soon I'll have enough to make fresh salsa! (Click to embiggen.)

The peppers are changing color... soon they'll be ready to pick too. (Click to embiggen.)

The peppers are changing color... soon they'll be ready to pick too. (Click to embiggen.)

I planted these jalapenos almost as an afterthought... and now I'm really glad I did. They look wonderful. (Click to embiggen.)

I planted these jalapenos almost as an afterthought... and now I'm really glad I did. They look wonderful. (Click to embiggen.)

One small step for man…

20061101_buzzForty years ago tonight, two men from this planet walked on the surface of another heavenly body for the first time.

The enormity of that task still amazes me.

It’s quite literally incredible, it strains the bounds of credulity – the number of technologies they had to invent, the number of things they had to do for the very first time, the number of things that could have gone wrong – and it happened almost flawlessly.

I can think of no greater testimony to human ingenuity, human drive, and human effort than that.

The thing that astounds me is that they did it all with 1969 technology. I currently have on my lap a computer with 1000x more processing power and a million times more storage space than the computers they had aboard Apollo 11. They couldn’t run the LEM through a thousand computer simulations to see how it would handle on the moon’s surface – it was all pencils, papers, slide rules, and drawing boards. They strapped three guys onto the top of a Saturn V rocket and said “go” – and they went, and they landed, and they walked, and they took off, and they made it back.

But the first moon landing was 40 years ago; the last was 37 years ago. Since then, no human being has left low-earth orbit. Sure, we’ve launched the Space Shuttle, learned how to live in space for an extended period of time, seen the beginnings of the universe with Hubble, and put robots on or around every planet except Pluto, but we haven’t stretched out our wings. We haven’t gone back to the moon; we haven’t seen Mars. It was like we had that one inspiring moment and then decided that mediocrity was fine just the same.

The problem is, we’ve got problems. An economy in the crapper, 42 million Americans without health insurance, rampant inequality, world poverty, climate change, pollution – a million reasons not to go back. A million reasons to say “let’s fix the problems here first.” And that argument works, for a time.

But when the economy turns around, and when President Obama is reelected in 2012 – I think it’s time for us to take the next step. Not just go back to the moon, but settle there, begin our first halting steps to the obvious next stage in the evolution of our relationship with the universe – finally freeing ourselves from being a one-planet species. First we settle on the moon, then begin the thousand-year project to terraform Mars, then we start mining the asteroid belt… the next step. Progress, expansion, evolution.

We have the technology. We will have the resources. All we need is the will… because we’ve taken a few steps back from that “one giant leap for mankind.”

Apollo 11 and Cool Things Done by Presidential Libraries

Forty years ago today, July 16, 2009, in Cape Kennedy, Florida, a rocket blasted off from launch pad 39A, destined to place human beings on non-Earth soil for the first time in history. I’ll probably write a lot more about that in three days – the anniversary of the actual landing and first moonwalk.

For now, I wanted to direct your attention to one of the more fascinating uses of integrative Web technology I’ve seen in a while, the Kennedy Presidential Library’s We Choose the Moon. Not only is the site updating the mission in “real time” (40 years later) with actual radio transcripts, it also has twitter feeds for Eagle, the Command Module, and CAPCOM.

Having spent a little time researching among the Nixon library’s Apollo 11 materials, I really have to acknowledge what must have been some serious cooperation between the archives that were required to make this happen. To do this kind of project, they’d need cooperation from archivists at at least five NARA (National Archives and Records Administration) archives – the Kennedy, Johnson, and Nixon libraries, NASA’s own archives, and the rest of the Executive Branch archives in College Park. That this site came about is a testament to the ways in which serious archival research can come alive for the general public.

Stay tuned to We Choose the Moon to keep following the Apollo 11 mission.

Monday Garden Porn – Unexpected Edition

I was going to have some guest garden porn today, as I thought I was flying home to my parents’ house in Michigan this morning to spend a week visiting up there, but when I got to the ticket counter at BWI it turned out that my ticket was in fact for tomorrow. That’s something that would have been good for me to notice before I woke up at 5:45 to go to the airport, but things being what they are, I’m going to make the most of it. Expect some garden porn from my parents’ garden later this week.

The first Anaheim pepper.  Thanks to Evelyn for giving me this seedling! (Click to embiggen.)

The first Anaheim pepper. Thanks to Evelyn for giving me this seedling! (Click to embiggen.)

One of my eggplants is starting to come in.  Soon I'm going to have to find a good recipe that uses eggplant.  Incidentally, baby eggplants look like they come from another planet.  (Click to embiggen.)

One of my eggplants is starting to come in. Soon I'm going to have to find a good recipe that uses eggplant. Incidentally, baby eggplants look like they come from another planet. (Click to embiggen.)

The bell peppers are coming in too!  I wish I could remember what specific kind they are, but I really can't. (Click to embiggen.)

The bell peppers are coming in too! I wish I could remember what specific kind they are, but I really can't. (Click to embiggen.)

The plum tomatoes are growing.  Fresh, garden-picked salsa is only a few weeks away. (Click to embiggen.)

The plum tomatoes are growing. Fresh, garden-picked salsa is only a few weeks away. (Click to embiggen.)

Belated Monday Garden Porn – First Fruits Edition

This week: my first cucumber! The garden is making the transition from a pretty garden to a fruitful one… little cukes coming in all over the place, tomatoes and peppers getting started, and even the beginning of an eggplant! I picked this cucumber today… but I haven’t cut into it yet to see how it tastes.

The first cucumber of the season!  (Click to embiggen.)

The first cucumber of the season! (Click to embiggen.)

The first tomatoes are started!  Fresh salsa coming soon... (Click to embiggen.)

The first tomatoes are started! Fresh salsa coming soon...

A little pepper... (Click to embiggen.)

A little pepper... (Click to embiggen.)